{"id":20,"date":"2011-08-26T22:37:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T03:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/?p=20"},"modified":"2011-08-26T22:37:11","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T03:37:11","slug":"rock-me-like-a-hurricane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Rock Me Like A Hurricane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All right, fine; after hemming and hawing for a year, I did some quick research, blindfolded a puppy, kicked a chicken and finally decided on a fogger by closing my eyes and pointing randomly. \u00a0After accidentally jamming my son in the eye, I followed the trail of tears until a solitary drop landed near an advertisement for the Chauvet Hurricane 1300. \u00a0The chiller unit, however, I&#8217;ll probably make myself. (A cooler, coupla holes, a slotted hose, some ice&#8230; what could go wrong?)<\/p>\n<p>A little pricey, sure, but the reviews are generally numerous and enthusiastic, meaning that at least some of the reviewers aren&#8217;t employees of Chauvet.<\/p>\n<p>The fog this year shall be thick; it shall lay low to the ground; and it shall possibly swallow a small child. \u00a0If so, here&#8217;s \u00a0hoping having a body on my front lawn doesn&#8217;t ruin it for the upcoming Christmas display. (Children can be so thoughtless and selfish like that.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, fine; after hemming and hawing for a year, I did some quick research, blindfolded a puppy, kicked a chicken and finally decided on a fogger by closing my eyes and pointing randomly. \u00a0After accidentally jamming my son in the eye, I followed the trail of tears until a solitary drop landed near an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/21"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}