{"id":2,"date":"2009-08-28T22:07:30","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T03:07:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2012-07-24T21:23:15","modified_gmt":"2012-07-25T02:23:15","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hallow, Baby. \u00a0Ween.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Goblin Manor, a site dedicated to the minutiae of my personal haunted house and things related to Halloween.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone&#8217;s welcome!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; except you Thanksgiving fans. \u00a0Look, it&#8217;s not even a real holiday. \u00a0I mean, its official colors are brown. \u00a0That&#8217;s it. \u00a0Brown. \u00a0And seriously, no one really likes cranberries; they&#8217;re just being polite when they say they like yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hallow, Baby. \u00a0Ween. Welcome to Goblin Manor, a site dedicated to the minutiae of my personal haunted house and things related to Halloween. Everyone&#8217;s welcome! &#8230; except you Thanksgiving fans. \u00a0Look, it&#8217;s not even a real holiday. \u00a0I mean, its official colors are brown. \u00a0That&#8217;s it. \u00a0Brown. \u00a0And seriously, no one really likes cranberries; they&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24,"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/24"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.goblinmanor.com\/boo\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}