About
Hallow, Baby. Ween.
Welcome to Goblin Manor, a site dedicated to the minutiae of my personal haunted house and things related to Halloween. Well, things related to Halloween and haunted houses; I’ll sure we’ll wander off-topic any number of times.
Everyone’s welcome!
… except you Thanksgiving fans. Look, it’s not even a real holiday. I mean, its official colors are brown. That’s it. Brown. And seriously, no one really likes cranberries; they’re just being polite when they say they like yours.